TERMS AND CONDITIONS

/ LEGAL DEFINITIONS!

HEREBY, THE TERM "THE COMPANY" AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN MISSASSSNATCH.COM. HEREBY, THE TERM "THE SITE" AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN WWW.MISSASSSNATCH.COM. HEREBY , THE TERM "USER ID", AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN - THE COMBINATION OF UNIQUE USERNAME AND PASSWORD THAT IS SOLD BY THE COMPANY AND USED TO ACCESS THE SITE. A USER ID IS A LICENSE TO USE THE SITE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME WHICH IS SPECIFIED. HEREBY, THE TERM "AGREEMENT" AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN THE RELATIONSHIP ESTABLISHED BETWEEN AN INDIVIDUAL AND THE COMPANY, AS DEFINED WITHIN THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, THAT OCCURS WHEN AN INDIVIDUAL ACCESSES ANY PORTION OF THE WEBSITE(S) OWNED AND OPERATED BY THE COMPANY. HEREBY, THE TERM "MEMBER" OR "MEMBERSHIP", AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN THE SUBSCRIBER OR USER OF A VALID USERNAME AND PASSWORD (USER ID) FOR THE SITE DURING THE TERM OF MEMBERSHIP. HEREBY, THE TERM "GUEST" AS REFERRED TO IN THIS DOCUMENT SHALL MEAN AN INDIVIDUAL WHO BROWSES AND VIEWS THOSE PORTIONS OF THE SITE THAT ARE FREE OF CHARGE TO NON-MEMBERS. GUESTS ARE BOUND BY THE SAME TERMS AND CONDITIONS AS MEMBERS, EXCEPT THOSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WHICH RELATE SPECIFICALLY TO THE EXCHANGE OF PAYMENT FOR SERVICES. WHEN A GUEST RECEIVES HIS OR HER USER ID, HE OR SHE IS THEN CONSIDERED A MEMBER FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS AGREEMENT.

/ BILLING!

THE MEMBER SPECIFICALLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREES THAT THE ABSENCE OF THE WORDS "THE WILD WILD WORLD OF MISSASSSNATCH", "WWW.MISSASSNATCH.COM" AND/OR "MISSASSSNATCH.COM" ON THE MEMBER'S BANK STATEMENT IS FOR REASONS OF COURTESY AND PRIVACY AND DOES NOT ABSOLVE THE MEMBER FROM RESPONSIBILITY FOR PAYMENT OF CHARGES MADE.

/ PAYMENT!

THE SITE WILL HAVE PERIODIC SUBSCRIPTION FEES THAT ARE DEFINED BY THE TERMS OF THE SITE AT THE TIME OF THE INITIAL ENROLLMENT FOR SUBSCRIPTION. THE MEMBER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH FEES ACCORDING TO THE TERMS OF THE SITE. THE SITE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE AMOUNT OF THE FEES AT ITS DISCRETION, UPON NOTICE TO THE MEMBER BY E-MAIL OR OTHER MEANS. ONCE THE MEMBER HAS ACCESSED THE SITE USIUNG THE USER-ID ASSIGNED TO THE MEMBER, SUBSCRIPTION FEES BECOME NON-REFUNDABLE.

/ AUTOMATIC RECURRING BILLING!

SUBSCRIPTION FEES ARE BILLED WEEKLY, MONTHLY, EVERY 3 MONTHS, OR EVERY 5 MONTHS, DEPENDING ON INITIAL SIGNUP TERMS. SUBSCRIPTION FEES WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY REBILLED EVERY WEEK, MONTH, 3 MONTHS, OR 5 MONTHS. (EXAMPLE: A MEMBER SIGNS UP ON JANUARY 15 FOR 1 MONTH ACCESS, AND IS BILLED HIS MEMBERSHIP FEE ON JANUARY 15. ON FEBRUARY 15 HE WILL BE BILLED AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 30 DAYS OF UNINTERRUPTED SERVICE, UNLESS HE HAS CANCELLED HIS MEMBERSHIP SERVICES AND DOES SO ON OR BEFORE FEBRUARY 14.)

/ CANCELLATION!

SUBSCRIBERS MAY CANCEL THEIR MEMBERSHIP ANY TIME BY USING THE LINK : HTTP://CANCEL.VEROTEL.COM. AT ANY TIME, AND WITHOUT CAUSE, SUBSCRIPTION TO THE SERVICE MAY BE TERMINATED AT BY THE COMPANY, THE SITE, OR THE SUBSCRIBER. WHEN THE MEMBER REQUESTS TERMINATION OF HIS SUBSCRIPTION, FEES ARE NOT REFUNDED. SUBSCRIBERS ARE LIABLE FOR CHARGES INCURRED BY THEM UP TO AND INCLUDING THE DATE OF TERMINATION OF SERVICE.

/ REFUNDS!

SHOULD A REFUND BE ISSUED BY THE COMPANY, ALL REFUNDS WILL BE CREDITED TO THE CREDIT CARD OR ACCOUNT NUMBER USED IN THE ORIGINAL TRANSACTION SOLELY. REFUNDS WILL NOT BE ISSUED BY CASH, OR TO ANOTHER CREDIT CARD.

/ AUTHORIZATION OF USE!

SUBSCRIBERS TO THE SITE ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO DOWNLOAD, COPY, OR PRINT MATERIAL FOUND ON THE SITE. COMMERCIAL USE OF EITHER THE SITE OR ANY MATERIAL FOUND WITHIN IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. NO MATERIAL WITHIN THE SITE MAY BE TRANSFERRED TO ANY OTHER PERSON OR ENTITY, WHETHER COMMERCIAL OR NON-COMMERCIAL. IN ADDITION, MATERIALS MAY NOT BE MODIFIED, OR ALTERED. MATERIALS MAY NOT BE DISPLAYED PUBLICLY, OR USED FOR ANY RENTAL, SALE, OR DISPLAY. MATERIALS SHALL EXTEND TO COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARKS, OR OTHER PROPRIETARY NOTICES THEREFROM. THE COMPANY AND THE SITE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TERMINATE THIS LICENSE AT ANY TIME IF THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT ARE BREACHED. IN THE CASE THAT THE TERMS ARE BREACHED, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO IMMEDIATELY DESTROY ANY INFORMATION OR MATERIAL PRINTED, DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE COPIED FROM THE SITE.

/ TRANSFER OF USER ID!

ACCESS TO THE SITE IS THROUGH A COMBINATION OF A USERNAME AND A PASSWORD (USER ID). SUBSCRIBERS MAY NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, RELEASE THEIR USER ID TO ANY OTHER PERSON, AND ARE REQUIRED TO KEEP THEIR USER ID STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. THE COMPANY WILL NOT RELEASE PASSWORDS FOR ANY REASON, TO ANYONE OTHER THAN THE SUBSCRIBER, EXCEPT AS MAY BE SPECIFICALLY REQUIRED BY LAW OR COURT ORDER. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THE SITE IS A BREACH OF THIS AGREEMENT AND A VIOLATION OF LAW. SUBSCRIBERS ACKNOWLEGDE THAT THE WEBMASTER OF THE SITE MAY TRACK FRAUDULENT USAGE AND USERS THROUGH SPECIAL SOFTWARE AT HIS DISPOSAL, AND THAT ANY AND ALL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO FRAUD MAY BE COMMUNICATED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OR THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITIES. IF ANY BREACH OF SECURITY, THEFT OR LOSS OF USER ID, OR UNAUTHORIZED DISCLOSURE OF USER ID OCCURS, SUBSCRIBER MUST IMMEDIATELY NOTIFY THE COMPANY OR THE SITE OF SAID SECURITY BREACH. SUBSCRIBER WILL REMAIN LIABLE FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE OF SERVICE UNTIL THE COMPANY OR THE SITE IS NOTIFIED OF THE SECURITY BREACH.

/ SANCTION AND APPROVAL OF ADULT MATERIAL!

THIS SITE WAS DESIGNED TO BE USED AND VIEWED SOLELY BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE (21 IN THE STATES OF AL, MS, NE, AND WY IN THE U.S.A. AND PROBABLY ELSEWHERE IN THE U.S.A. AND PROBABLY ELSEWHERE), OR WHO ARE LEGALLY CONSIDERED AN ADULT AS DETERMINED BY THE COMMUNITY IN WHICH THEY LIVE, WHO WISH TO ACCESS VISUAL IMAGES, AUDIO SOUNDS, AND VERBAL DESCRIPTIONS OF A SEXUALLY ORIENTED AND FRANKLY EROTIC NATURE. MATERIALS AVAILABLE WITHIN THE SITE MAY INCLUDE DEPICTIONS THAT ARE VISUALLY GRAPHIC IN NATURE AND PORTRAYALS OF NUDITY OR SEXUAL ACTS AND SHOULD NOT BE ACCESSED BE ANYONE WHO IS NOT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE (21 IN THE STATES OF AL, MS, NE, AND WY IN THE U.S.A. AND PROBABLY ELSEWHERE), OR WHO IS NOT LEGALLY CONSIDERED AN ADULT AS DETERMINED BY THE COMMUNITY IN WHICH THEY LIVE, BY ANYONE WHO FINDS SUCH MATERIAL OFFENSIVE IN NATURE, OR BY ANYONE WHO SIMPLY DOES NOT WISH TO BE EXPOSED TO SUCH MATERIALS. BY ENTERING THE SITE AS A GUEST, OR BY PURCHASING A MEMBERSHIP OR USER ID, YOU ARE IMPLICITLY MAKING THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS:

"I AFFIRM AND SWEAR THAT AS OF THIS MOMENT, UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY, THAT I AM AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE (21 IN THE STATES OF AL, MS, NE, AND WY IN THE U.S.A. AND PROBABLY ELSEWHERE), AND I AM LEGALLY CONSIDERED AN ADULT AS DETERMINED BY THE COMMUNITY IN WHICH I LIVE. I WILL NOT PERMIT ANY PERSONS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS (21 IN THE STATES OF AL, MS, NE, AND WY IN THE U.S.A. AND PROBABLY ELSEWHERE), OR ANYONE WHO IS NOT LEGALLY CONSIDERED AN ADULT AS DETERMINED BY THE COMMUNITY IN WHICH THEY LIVE, TO VIEW OR ACCESS IN ANY WAY ANY MATERIALS FOUND ON THIS WEBSITE. I UNDERSTAND THAT BY ACCESSING THIS WEBSITE, I WILL BE EXPOSED TO MATERIALS THAT MAY INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, VISUAL IMAGES, AUDIO SOUNDS, AND VERBAL DESCRIPTIONS OF A SEXUALLY ORIENTED AND FRANKLY EROTIC NATURE, PORTRAYALS OF NUDITY, AND SEXUAL ACTS. I AFFIRM THAT I AM NOT OFFENDED BY SUCH MATERIALS, AND THAT SUCH MATERIALS ARE LEGAL IN MY COMMUNITY. I AM VOLUNTEERING TO VIEW, HEAR, AND ACCESS SUCH MATERIALS ON MY OWN VOLITION, AND I CHOOSE TO DO SO BECAUSE I WANT TO VIEW/READ/HEAR OR OTHERWISE ACCESS SUCH MATERIALS FOR MY OWN ENJOYMENT, INFORMATION OR ENTERTAINMENT. MY CHOICE IS A MANIFESTATION OF MY INTEREST IN SUCH MATTERS, WHICH IS HEALTHY AND NORMAL, AND IS ALSO HELD BY MOST ADULTS IN MY AREA. I AM COMPLETELY FAMILIAR WITH THE STANDARDS HELD IN MY COMMUNITY, AND THE MATERIAL I EXPECT TO ACCESS IN THIS SITE FALL WITHIN THESE STANDARDS. IN MY EXPERIENCE, THE AVERAGE ADULT IN MY COMMUNITY ACCEPTS THE CONSUMPTION OF SUCH MATERIALS BY WILLING ADULTS IN CIRCUMSTANCES SUCH AS THIS WHICH OFFER REASONABLE INSULATION FROM THE MATERIALS FOR MINORS AND UNWILLING ADULTS. ADULTS IN MY COMMUNITY WILL ACCEPT THE STANDARDS DISPLAYED WITHIN THIS SITE, AND WILL NOT FIND ANY OF THE MATERIAL PATENTLY OFFENSIVE."

/ TRADEMARKS!

"THE WILD WILD WORLD OF MISSASSSNATCH", "MISSASSSNATCH", AND "WWW.MISSASSSNATCH.COM", ARE SERVICE MARKS AND TRADEMARKS OF THE ARTIST/COMPANY AND MAY BE USED PUBLICLY ONLY WITH EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION. OTHER TRADEMARKS AND SERVICE MARKS FEATURED ON THE SITE ARE DISPLAYED PURSUANT TO LICENSES OBTAINED FROM THE OWNERS AND/OR HOLDERS OF THOSE TRADEMARKS AND SERVICE MARKS, AND MAY NOT BE USED PUBLICLY WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE OWNERS AND/OR HOLDERS OF SUCH TRADEMARKS AND SERVICE MARKS. ANY VIOLATION OF THE ABOVE WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

/ COPYRIGHTS!

ALL MATERIALS ON THE SITE ARE PROTECTED BY FEDERAL COPYRIGHT AND ARE PROTECTED UNDER TREATY PROVISIONS AND WORLDWIDE COPYRIGHT LAWS. MATERIALS CONTAINED IN ANY PART OF THE SITE MAY NOT BE REPRODUCED, COPIED, EDITED, PUBLISHED, TRANSMITTED OR UPLOADED IN ANY WAY WITHOUT THE WRITTEN PERMISSION OF THE COMPANY. EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY STATED IN THE LIMITED LICENSE PROVISION IN THESE TERMS OF USE, THE COMPANY DOES NOT GRANT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED RIGHT TO YOU UNDER ANY OF HIS TRADEMARKS, SERVICE MARKS, COPYRIGHTS OR OTHER PROPRIETARY INFORMATION. ANY VIOLATION OF THE ABOVE WILL BE PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

/ LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES!

REQUESTS TO LINK TO YOUR SITE ARE REVIEWED ON A CASE BY CASE BASIS, AND WILL REQUIRE A RECIPROCAL LINK TO THE SITE. THE COMPANY RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REMOVE YOUR LINK WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE. THIS SITE CONTAINS LINKS TO SITES WHICH ARE CONTROLLED BY THIRD PARTIES. THOSE LINKED SITES ARE NOT UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE COMPANY AND THE COMPANY IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR, AND DOES NOT NECESSARILY ENDORSE, ANY MATERIAL FOUND ON ANY LINKED SITE, OR SITES THAT MAY LINK FROM THOSE SITES.

/ COMMUNICATIONS NOT PRIVATE!

THE COMPANY DOES NOT PROVIDE ANY FACILITY FOR SENDING OR RECEIVING PRIVATE OR CONFIDENTIAL ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS. ALL MESSAGES TRANSMITTED ELECTRONICALLY TO THE COMPANY SHALL BE DEEMED TO BE READILY ACCESSIBLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. THUS THE USE OF USER NAMES ON THIS SITE. VISITORS SHOULD NOT USE THE SITE TO TRANSMIT ANY COMMUNICATION FOR WHICH THE SENDER INTENDS ONLY THE SENDER AND THE INTENDED RECIPIENT(S) TO READ. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ALL MESSAGES ENTERED INTO THE SITE CAN AND MAY BE READ BY THE OPERATORS OF THIS SERVICE, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR THE OPERATORS ARE THE INTENDED RECIPIENTS OF SUCH MESSAGES.

/ PRIVACY POLICY!

WHEN YOU PLACE AN ORDER DIRECTLY WITH THE COMPANY, OR WHEN YOU PARTICIPATE IN SPECIAL EVENTS SUCH AS CONTESTS AND POLLS, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PROVIDE YOUR NAME, PHYSICAL ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBER, E-MAIL ADDRESS, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, AND BIRTH DATE. YOUR PARTICIPATION IS PURELY VOLUNTARY, EXCEPT WHERE SUCH INFORMATION IS REQUIRED, SUCH AS TO PROCESS YOUR MEMBERSHIP WITH THE SITE. WHEN USERS REQUEST PAGES FROM OUR SERVER, OUR SERVER MAY COLLECT INFORMATION ABOUT THE PAGES THE USERS HAVE VIEWED, AND THEIR IP ADDRESSES. IF YOU CHOOSE TO POST MESSAGES ON A BULLETIN BOARD ON OUR SITE, WE WILL MAINTAIN ON THE BULLETIN BOARD ONLY SUCH INFORMATION ABOUT YOU AS YOU CHOOSE TO DISCLOSE. IF YOU SEND US PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE, SUCH AS EMAILS OR LETTERS, WE MAY COLLECT SUCH INFORMATION INTO A FILE SPECIFIC TO YOU. WE USE YOUR INFORMATION ONLY TO ENHANCE YOUR VIEWING OF OUR WEB SITE AND TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR MEMBERSHIP. IN ANY OTHER CASES TRANSMISSION OF YOUR DATA WILL NOT TAKE PLACE. YOUR CONTENT CAN BE REVOKED AT ALL TIMES WITH FUTURE EFFECT.? IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS REGARDING THIS PRIVACY POLICY, E.G. TO VIEW OR UPDATE YOUR PERSONAL DATA OR IF YOU WANT YOUR DATA TO BE REMOVED FROM OUR DATABASE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT CONTACT@MISSASSSNATCH.COM).

/ ONLINE SHOPPING!

MISSASSSNATCH.COM, YOU CAN PURCHASE PRODUCTS OR REGISTER TO RECEIVE MATERIALS. IN MANY CASES, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PROVIDE CONTACT INFORMATION, SUCH AS YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, EMAIL ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, AND CREDIT/DEBIT CARD INFORMATION. WE WILL USE THE PERSONAL INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE ONLY TO PROCESS THAT SPECIFIC ORDER. WE DO NOT SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH OUTSIDE PARTIES, EXCEPT TO THE EXTENT NECESSARY TO COMPLETE THAT ORDER.

/ RESPONSES TO EMAIL INQUIRIES!

WHEN VISITORS OR MEMBERS SEND EMAIL INQUIRIES TO MISSASSSNATCH.COM, THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS IS USED TO ANSWER THE EMAIL INQUIRY WE RECEIVE. WE DO NOT USE THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE AND DO NOT SHARE THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS WITH ANY THIRD PARTY.

/ REGISTRATION!

WHEN YOU PLACE AN ORDER DIRECTLY WITH THE COMPANY, OR WHEN YOU PARTICIPATE IN SPECIAL EVENTS SUCH AS CONTESTS AND POLLS, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PROVIDE YOUR NAME, PHYSICAL ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBER, E-MAIL ADDRESS, CREDIT CARD NUMBER, AND BIRTH DATE. YOUR PARTICIPATION IS PURELY VOLUNTARY, EXCEPT WHERE SUCH INFORMATION IS REQUIRED, SUCH AS TO PROCESS YOUR MEMBERSHIP WITH THE SITE. WHEN USERS REQUEST PAGES FROM OUR SERVER, OUR SERVER MAY COLLECT INFORMATION ABOUT THE PAGES THE USERS HAVE VIEWED, AND THEIR IP ADDRESSES. IF YOU CHOOSE TO POST MESSAGES ON A BULLETIN BOARD ON OUR SITE, WE WILL MAINTAIN ON THE BULLETIN BOARD ONLY SUCH INFORMATION ABOUT YOU AS YOU CHOOSE TO DISCLOSE. IF YOU SEND US PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE, SUCH AS EMAILS OR LETTERS, WE MAY COLLECT SUCH INFORMATION INTO A FILE SPECIFIC TO YOU. WE USE YOUR INFORMATION ONLY TO ENHANCE YOUR VIEWING OF OUR WEB SITE AND TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR MEMBERSHIP. IN ANY OTHER CASES TRANSMISSION OF YOUR DATA WILL NOT TAKE PLACE. YOUR CONTENT CAN BE REVOKED AT ALL TIMES WITH FUTURE EFFECT.? IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS REGARDING THIS PRIVACY POLICY, E.G. TO VIEW OR UPDATE YOUR PERSONAL DATA OR IF YOU WANT YOUR DATA TO BE REMOVED FROM OUR DATABASE, FEEL FREE TO CONTACT CONTACT@MISSASSSNATCH.COM).

/ ONLINE SHOPPING!

AT MISSASSSNATCH.COM, YOU CAN PURCHASE PRODUCTS OR REGISTER TO RECEIVE MATERIALS. IN MANY CASES, YOU MAY BE ASKED TO PROVIDE CONTACT INFORMATION, SUCH AS YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, EMAIL ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, AND CREDIT/DEBIT CARD INFORMATION. WE WILL USE THE PERSONAL INFORMATION YOU PROVIDE ONLY TO PROCESS THAT SPECIFIC ORDER. WE DO NOT SHARE THIS INFORMATION WITH OUTSIDE PARTIES, EXCEPT TO THE EXTENT NECESSARY TO COMPLETE THAT ORDER.

/ RESPONSES TO EMAIL INQUIRIES!

WHEN VISITORS OR MEMBERS SEND EMAIL INQUIRIES TO MISSASSSNATCH.COM, THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS IS USED TO ANSWER THE EMAIL INQUIRY WE RECEIVE. WE DO NOT USE THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE AND DO NOT SHARE THE RETURN EMAIL ADDRESS WITH ANY THIRD PARTY.

/ SECURITY OF INFORMATION!

THE COMPANY TAKES REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS TO MAINTAIN THE SECURITY OF ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED FROM AND ABOUT YOU. WE MAINTAIN YOUR PERSONALLY IDENTIFIABLE INFORMATION IN A REASONABLY SECURE MANNER INCLUDING STORING SUCH INFORMATION BEHIND FIREWALLS.

/ DISCLAIMER!

THE MATERIALS ON THE SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NON-INFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE COMPANY OFFERS NO ASSURANCE OF UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE SERVICE. THE COMPANY DOES NOT WARRANT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE INFORMATION, TEXT, GRAPHICS, LINKS OR OTHER ITEMS CONTAINED ON THIS WEBSITE. THE COMPANY MAY CHANGE ANY OF THE INFORMATION FOUND AT THIS SITE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE. THE COMPANY MAKES NO COMMITMENT TO UPDATE THE INFORMATION FOUND AT THIS SITE. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMANY BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF PROFITS, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, LOSS OF INFORMATION) ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE MATERIAL OR INFORMATION THAT MAY ARISE FROM SUCH DAMAGES. (BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS PROHIBIT THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.)

/ SUPPLEMENTARY TERMS AND CONDITIONS!

THE SITE MAY HAVE ADDITIONAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS THAT ARE AN INTEGRAL PART OF THIS AGREEMENT. SUCH TERMS AND CONDITIONS NOT LISTED ON THE SITE WILL IN NO WAY INVALIDATE ANY OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS LISTED HERE. ALL TERMS LISTED APPLY TO THE COMPANY, THE SITE, MEMBERS, AND GUESTS. BY ENTERING ANY PORTION OF THE SITE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

/ SEVERABILITY!

IF ANY PROVISION OF THIS AGREEMENT SHALL BE HELD TO BE INVALID OR UNENFORCEABLE FOR ANY REASON, THE REMAINING PROVISIONS SHALL CONTINUE TO BE VALID AND ENFORCEABLE. IF A COURT FINDS THAT ANY PART OF THIS AGREEMENT IS INVALID OR UNENFORCEABLE, BUT THAT BY LIMITING SUCH PROVISION IT WOULD BECOME VALID OR ENFORCEABLE, THEN SUCH PROVISION SHALL BE DEEMED TO BE WRITTEN, CONSTRUED, AND ENFORCED AS SO LIMITED.

/ JURISDICTION AND VENUE!

THIS SITE IS CONTROLLED AND OPERATED BY THE COMPANY AND ITS REPRESENTATIVES FROM THEIR OFFICES CALIFORNIA, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEY MAKE NO REPRESENTATION THAT THE MATERIALS AVAILABLE ON THIS SITE ARE APPROPRIATE OR AVAILABLE FOR USE IN OTHER LOCATIONS, AND ACCESS TO THEM FROM JURISDICTIONS WHERE THEIR CONTENTS ARE ILLEGAL IS PROHIBITED. THE PROVISIONS OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE ARE TO BE GOVERNED AND CONSTRUED BY CALIFORNIA LAW IN THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES, USA. IN THE EVENT OF A DISPUTE ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE, YOUR MEMBERSHIP, THIS AGREEMENT, OR YOUR USE OF OR ACCESS TO THE SITE, LITIGATION MUST BE BROUGHT IN STATE OR FEDERAL COURT IN THE CITY AND COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA.

/ NOTICE!

NOTICES BY THE SITE TO MEMBERS MAY BE GIVEN BY MEANS OF ELECTRONIC MESSAGES THROUGH THE SITE, BY A GENERAL POSTING ON THE SITE, OR BY E-MAIL. NOTICES BY MEMBERS MUST BE GIVEN BY E-MAIL USING THE CONTACT FORM ON EVERY PAGE ON THIS SITE.. ALL QUESTIONS, COMPLAINTS, OR NOTICES REGARDING THE SITE MUST BE DIRECTED TO THE COMPANY BY E-MAIL USING THE CONTACT FORM ON EVERY PAGE ON THIS SITE. ALL CANCELLATIONS OF MEMBERSHIPS MUST BE DIRECTED TO HTTP://CANCEL.VEROTEL.COM

/ CONSENTING ADULTS ONLY!

ALL PERSONS WHO APPEAR IN ANY VISUAL DEPICTION CONTAINED IN THE SITE WERE EIGHTEEN YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER AT THE TIME OF THE CREATION OF SUCH DEPICTIONS. AGREEMENTS DOCUMENTING THIS SIGNED BY ALL PERSONS APPEARING IN THE VISUAL CONTENT OF THIS SITE WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE ON DEMAND. INQUIRIES CAN BE MADE USING THE CONTACT FORM ON EVERY PAGE ON THIS SITE.

ALL MATERIAL CONTAINED IN THIS WEBSITE IS COPYRIGHT 2006-2016 MISSASSSNATCH.COM, LLC. AND ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED WORLDWIDE.

"THE WILD WILD WORLD OF MISSASSSNATCH" REGISTERED AND "MISSASSSNATCH" REGISTERED ARE TRADEMARKS OF MISSASSSNATCH.COM, LLC.